ohhhh, you're singing to me

Okay, so almost nobody here uses Skype anymore. Either that, or you're all terrified of my nasally voice. I UNDERSTAND. Forgive me as I find a tall cliff to dramatically throw myself off of!

Things that probably seem shady but aren't: going to the campus convenience store at midnight, purposefully choosing one small can of crunchy peanut butter, and buying it without a second look at anything else. I, being me, made the situation a whole lot more awkward by asking the cashier "this must look really strange to you, huh?" to which he responded "yeeeeah." But whatev, man. I just knew this morning I would want peanut butter on wheat pita for breakfast! Maybe I'm pregnant.

Last night I kept my roommate awake while lying on the bunk above hers by going through my favorite comedy routine, Random Stories from Ri's Life. As much as she might have just wanted to go to sleep already, goddammit, Ri, she was forced to lie there and endure stories about TINY TOON ADVENTURES! THAT FREE RENTAL AT WEGMANS ABOUT SMOKING! THAT WEIRD SIMPSONS GAME FOR THE SUPER NINTENDO WHERE YOU SPRAYPAINTED CRAP GREEN FOR SOME REASON!

(Is there anybody out there who'd catch the reference if I randomly came out saying THE AUDIENCE IS NOW DEAF? I'm starting to think that that's my key to finding TRULUV. Who can catch my incredibly obscure -- yet entirely obvious to me! -- ref, huh, huh?)

I've been playing a ton of Wii lately because I finally figured out how to not suck at baseball, which is suddenly become my favorite game in the entire world. Okay, that's a lie, because EarthBound is my favorite game in the entire world, but Wii Sports Baseball is mad up there now. Mad. IT'S CRAZY.

(I just woke up.)

I am really, really stupidly addicted to the High School Musical 2 soundtrack, and it makes me sad that almost everybody is WAY TOO COOL for this stuff now, because it's so cheesy and campy that it makes me happy. Also, Vanessa Hudgens is, uh, really hot, and I'm old enough now that it's creepy when I say that. Goddammit.

When I hear my favorite song
I know that we belooooong
because yoooou are the music in meeee...

IT'S SO PERFECT AUGH. Corny Ri is corny. Last night I had to correct homework for one of the Japanese professors here, and, man, it's real obvious when you're just bullshitting to finish an assignment without caring if your answers are right. If you write ten Arabic numerals for a phone number, please write ten Japanese numbers for its equivalent. Not three.

I'm in a good mood, but I'm stinky and need a shower, whhhhyyy.

Uh, bye. :D